The Blog of Matt MacDonald

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Lessons Learned: Recently someone outside my circle of acquaintances found my blog and left his opinion that I was a “wannabe” of a mutual friend. My initial reaction (in the flesh) was to find out where this guy lives and stalk him for a few weeks, just to see how “perfect” his little life was….But then, there it was again, the Bible, shouting at me: 1 Corinthians 11:1 Be imitators of me, as I am of Christ. Now, don’t get me wrong, I love my Bible, but sometimes it says stuff I’m not ready for. You see, I am a wannabe. I wannabe like Jesus, I wannabe like Paul and to the extent that any brother or sister in Christ is honouring and glorifying Christ, I wannabe like them too. My initial thought was wrong again, my second response, “imitation is the strongest form of flattery” wrong again. “Be imitators of me, as I am of Christ” RIGHT!

So, I am looking for some lyrics now….I wannabe be like Jesus, I am a wannabe, rhyming wannabe, need help here! If you need me, I am sitting outside this guys house with my binnocks, ugly drapes man….

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like many men and women before me, i have a bad habit that often leaves me in a bind…i chew the end of my pens. i go through pens quickly because one of two things happens;

1) i bite on the pen for so long that the end gets bent, in turn clogging the ink tube, preventing ink from circulating

2) excess saliva gets stuck within the pen itself, diluting the ink and in turn leaving the pen useless.

i have yet to come up with a solution other than the obvious one (which is to stop biting my pens). until a super-human strength, bite-able pen comes on the market, I will continue to go through pens like they’re going out of style.

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